The director’s cut of Feet Fucking Food The Movie today
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Grandma's Blueberry Scone
Scene01 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisFreshly baked with a can of whipped cream. Served on dark stone platter. Old love guaranteed.
Amuse Bouche: Mandarin Oranges
Scene02 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisFruit with a side of flowers in sordid motel room.
Spaghetti and Big Juicy Meatballs
Scene03 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisSuper sexy frying pan and lotion foreplay. Prime qality. Imported personally from tennisballbb's favorite family style Italian restaurant in Bellevue.
Pungent Cheddar Cheese Buns in the Front Seat
Scene04 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisHer body steams up the car. Strong cheddar. Moist from rain outside. Hot combo.
Japanese Platter Punishment
Scene05 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisDumplings, edamame, assorted tempura, massive variety of sushi. Hard smacks on the pavement.
미역국 Birthday Breakfast
Scene06 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisSmall bowl of seaweed soup. Korean tradition.
Oily Purple 떡 Squish
Scene08 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisFried in sesame oil and butter until crispy on outside, soft inside. Sprinkled with rock salt. Quick sweet & savory midnight treat.
SFW Fruit at the Office
Scene09 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisRipe grapefruits and mangoes to celebrate summer.
Carb Slippers & Snow
Scene10 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisBig yet light french baugettes followed by a heavy lemon bundt cake doused in icing sugar.
Random Rice Bowl
Scene11 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisLeftovers mushed into one. Mushroom, garlic, spinach, sporadic linguini noodles.
Three Course Begetarian Meal
Scene12 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED Synopsis1ST : Fruit salad, sweet mangoes, crispy purple grapes, fresh mint.
2ND : Block of creamy caramel pudding cake. Yes, second.
3RD : Two giant Sangak wraps with iceburg, goat cheese, tomato, bell peppers & baby sprouts.
Big Box of Daddy's Cookies & Milk
Scene13 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisFamily size box oatmeal chocolate chip cookies with a carton of homo milk for dipping. Mud pie esque.
They Were All Once Green and Round
Scene14 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisLemon, lettuce, molding avocado, lots of kiwi. Seedy.
Blows Candles with Feet
Scene15 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisFilmed 08/24. Inspired by his Mark Twain Prize choice of catering. 3 kinds of patties, oxtail, curried goat, ackee & saltfish, plaintains, rum/fruit cake, potato pudding cake, ginger beer, peanut drink.
Hands Feet No Yes Donut Holes
Scene17 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisFrustrating protest, perception, boundaries, ai censorship.
WTF is That White Stuff?
Scene18 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisAnother holiday homemade delight, aged and fluffy. Frozen naturally.
Intermediate Recipe for Self-Lovers
Scene19 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisFoot made 인절미 떡 with rose-lavender honey drizzle. Personal recipe designed by tennisballbb and Chef David Gunawan. As seen in April 2021 issue of Food & Beverage Magazine.
3 Watermelons and a Hammer
Scene20 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisWatermelons, rose petals, fresh mint, avant garden.
Miami Rebirth
Scene21 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisTennisballbb meets a local at dinner. Her new favorite restaurant in Miami. He films her at the beach a couple days later wearing all white. She dips her body into the ocean. Reimgering, reincarnating. Studio clothes from another artist melt into skin.
Adam Bomb Taco Threesome
Scene22 Raw Footage$TAY TUNED SynopsisAsking random Asian guy on the street to help film tennisballbb and her homeboy, but he wants to join the action instead. It's the first time for both men. The foodpornstar guides them in destroying $100 worth of tacos from local joint nearby. An explosive performance.